are you still at the devil's house?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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