Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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