Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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