On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
