just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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