girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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