before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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