Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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