How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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