Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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