yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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