well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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