I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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