got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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