no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
