Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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