I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I am naked and annoyed.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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