Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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