Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
A bitchslap is in order.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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