I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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