Life is so much better after having sex.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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