Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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