fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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