I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'd cum for enchiladas.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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