Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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