Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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