People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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