told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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