I love black thongs
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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