He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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