No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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