Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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