I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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