dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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