whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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