I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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