Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My Sexting was not on an AP level
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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