That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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