We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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