Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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