Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
How's work?
Spinning.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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