That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
