Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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