that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
