I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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