anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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