Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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