adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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