But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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