Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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