your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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