I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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