No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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