Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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