would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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