true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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