I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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