She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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