we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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