love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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