Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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