your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize
