i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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